Math Jokes

[Staff]

Please check this. Worth spending a minute on the same.

It takes less than a minute ....

Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you
haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times
you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are ....!

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS

[Staff]

INDIAN MATHS
   
  1.) SSC + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
   
  2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
   
  3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
   
  4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =  4
  minute song
  in Hindi movie.
   
  5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
  serials.
   
  6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
   
  7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
   
  8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
   
  9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
   
  10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
   
  11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
   
  12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
  hundred
  Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham
          Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
   
  13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
   
  14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
   
  15.)  Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waste of
  money
  =Devdas
   
  16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
   
  17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
   
  18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
   
  19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit
  movie
   
  20.) Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths

[Staff]

Theorem: 1$ = 1c.

Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.

1$ = 100c
= (10c)^2
= (0.1$)^2
= 0.01$
= 1c

Here $ means dollars, c means cents and ^ means raised to

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[Staff]

I have another intresting theorm that proves 1 = 2.

let a = b
hence, a2 = ab                             ------ (multiplying both sides by a)
hence, a2 - b2= ab - b2                             ------ (subtracting b2 from both sides)
hence, (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)                             -------(factorizing)
hence, (a+b) = b

but since a = b we get,

a + a = a                             ------ (replacing b by a)
hence, 2a = a
hence 2 = 1 or 1 = 2