Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied ! 

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you once ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little bpy who can't reach the doorbell ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me again ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita Loos !
Anita Loos who ?
Anita Loos about 10 pounds !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka !
Anka who ?
Anka the ship ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas !
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara !
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann Tartic ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Anndromeda Strain ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna one, anna two... ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna-tomical ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna going to tell you ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel !
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne !
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annette !
Annette who ?
Annette curtain looks good in the window !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie one you like !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea !
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem !
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony !
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya !
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
April !
April who ?
April might make you feel better !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis !
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus !
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
Sounds like you got the flu ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
You catching a cold ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aretha !
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arfur !
Arfur who ?
Arfur got ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aries !
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona !
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armenia !
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I say ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant !
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnie !
Arnie who !
Arnie having fun ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson !
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-tis, it's very painful !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your house ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke !
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asa !
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley !
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia you going to let me in then ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asta !
Asta who ?
Asta the ball is over ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Astor !
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atch !
Atch who ?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena flying saucer ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athens !
Athens who ?
Athens I love you ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athol !
Athol who ?
Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athos !
Athos who ?
Athos it makes a difference !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atlas !
Atlas ?
Atlas it's the weekend ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Attila !
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audacity !
Audacity who ?
Audacity way to be !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audrey !
Audrey who ?
Audrey be doing this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta go home now ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Misbehavin ? 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou do you think you are ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie !
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aura !
Aura who ?
Aura Lee....! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aurora !
Aurora who ?
Aurora's just come from a big tiger !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austen !
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously well off ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austin !
Austin who ?
Austin corrected ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auto !
Auto who ?
Auto know, but I've forgotten ! 

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ava !
Ava who ?
Ava good mind to go away now ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue head the good news ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avis !
Avis who ?
Avis-ibly impared person ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avocado !
Avocado who ?
Avocado a cold ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon who to come and open zis door ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon to get in ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axel grease !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axeldental Tourist ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axl !
Axl who ?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you ! 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ayatollah !
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already !

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knock knock
whos there ?
agarwal!
agarwal who?
agarwal na hoti to ceiling gir jati