The Pen is

[Staff]

****es come in all shapes and sizes.

There are long ones

There are short ones

There are thick ones

There are thin ones

They come in many colours too

Some are circumstised

Some are not

Many women find the **** funny looking and unattractive to look at, many too dont want to look at it and turn their heads when they see one!

What do you think of Mr ****? Is he an attractive piece of equipment....Or not?