• Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
• Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Why is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa.
Banta standing near asks Santa: Why did she slap you?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…
• Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utaar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
• In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: You naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
• The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to **** her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.