Message #3789

[Staff]

Say no more , Its Chandler Bing & his wit comes in handy. I will deliver a collection of his wonderful quotes in 5 parts. Heres d 2nd one.


(11) Chandler (to Julie when everyone saw Ross is kissing her): "Julie, oh sorry, you had a paeliontoligist on your face.. (they move back from each other) it's of now."


(12) [Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition.]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack! 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.


(13) Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No
Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?


(14) Chandler: Why wouldn't your parents be happy that we're living together?
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they don't like you. I'm sorry.
Chandler: What? What? Why?
Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you're really sarcastic, or that, you know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
Chandler: Is this why they don't like me or why you don't like me?


(15)  [Monica creeps up on Chandler, in the men's room]
Monica: You know, Chandler, I've always found men's bathrooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you?
Chandler: No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be going out.



(16) Chandler: [To Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute!
Joey: But it hurt's my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.


(17) (Chandler is frustated with his roommate & told hime several times to move out.. Eddie won't cared.)

 Eddie: [Chandler just asked him agin to move out] This is kinda out of the blue, isn't it?
Chandler: No, no, no! This isn't out of the blue! This is smack dab in the middle of the blue!


(18) (carol is just going to give a baby)

Nurse: There are too many people in here. So if you aren't an ex-husband, or a lesbian life-partner, please leave.
Chandler: Do you have to be *Carol*'s lesbian life-partner or can you be anyone's?



(19) [About Ross' new baby]
Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.
Chandler: I know. I still am one of these.


(20) Susie (Julia Roberts) : How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it.


To Be Contd .........[/b]