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INDIAN MATHS
   
  1.) SSC + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
   
  2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
   
  3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
   
  4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =  4
  minute song
  in Hindi movie.
   
  5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
  serials.
   
  6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
   
  7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
   
  8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
   
  9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
   
  10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
   
  11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
   
  12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
  hundred
  Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham
          Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
   
  13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
   
  14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
   
  15.)  Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waste of
  money
  =Devdas
   
  16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
   
  17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
   
  18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
   
  19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit
  movie
   
  20.) Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths