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Two idiots drive to a gas station in a remote district for a   fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by  the patrons of the station to anybody who purchases a full   tank of gas.

When they go inside to pay, the man asks the attendant about the contest. 
The attendant says, "If you win, you''re entitled to free sex,"   and the man asks how he can enter the contest. The attendant   explains, "Well, I''m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you   guess it right you win free sex."   

So the idiot fills up and asks to play the contest and says,   "I Guess 7."   "Sorry I was thinking of
8," replies the attendant.   The next week, the two return to the same gas station to get   gas. When they went inside to pay, one idiot asks the   attendant if the contest is still going on. "Sure," replies   the attendant.
"I''m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you   guess right, you win free sex."   "2," says the idiot.   "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replies the attendant. "Come   back soon and try again."   

As the two idiots are walking back to the car, one idiot says to the other, "You know, I''m beginning to think this contest   is rigged."   "No way," says the other idiot, "My wife won
TWICE last week!"

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INZAMAM was once asked a different question after PAK won the match, for which he was not prepared??. He had a set response to the first question always.

Commentator:  So INZI your wife is pregnant for the 2nd time???
INZI: Sabse Pahle Bismilla allah rahim?.Insha Allah all credit goes to The boyz2 every one worked hard for it especially Afridi; without his strokes Itwouldn''t have been possible?? also bob woolmer kept a close watch on The progress ?..its a team effort