funonweb

 Severalmen are in the Locker Room of a golf Club.A cell Phone on a bench
 rings and a man  engages the hands Free Speaker function and  begins to
 talk.Everyone else in the room  stops to listen......

 Man  :  "Hello"
 Woman:  "Honey.it's me.Are you at the club?"
 Man  :  "Yes".
 Woman:  "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat,It's
 only $1000.Is it OK if I Buy it ?"
 Man  :  "Sure,....go ahead if you like it that much"
 Woman:  "I also stopped by the mercedes dealership and saw new 2005
 models.I saw one I really Liked."
 Man  :  "How Much?"
 Woman:  "$60,000"
 Man  :  "OK,but for that price,I want it with all the options"
 Woman:  "Great! Oh!, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year
 is
 back on the market.They're asking         $950,000"
 Man  :  "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,but just offer
 $900,000 "
 Woman:  "OK.I'll see you later! I LOVE YOU!"
 Man  :  "Bye,I love you too."

 The Man Hangs up.The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
 astonishment.Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?Huh"